Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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