How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
