So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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