No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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