remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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