How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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