im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
They took my balls.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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