Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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