oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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