OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Randomize
