I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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