I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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