Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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