READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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