we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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