so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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