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just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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