Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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