True but thats because hes a fetus.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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