brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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