you guys were way drunker than both of me
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Randomize
