You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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