Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I party with great urgency now.
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