like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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