Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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