if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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