So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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