Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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