he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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