Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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