ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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