she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Rumble strips road head = magical
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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