I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
now i know why i became what i already was.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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