Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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