WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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