Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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