is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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