Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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