You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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