I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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