On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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