rhymes with "ouble enetration"
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I love having hate sex.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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