Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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