a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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