No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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