Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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