put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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