why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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