don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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