I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
