ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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