he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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