Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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