he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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