Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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