Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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