Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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